Black bookcase!

 This simple bookcase has served as my entertainment center for about four years. The height of the two shelves can be adjusted to accommodate books, games, vinyl, a television or stereo, you name it! It has a few dings and scratches, but nothing so hideous I was unable to feature it in my living room.

Bookcase: $15

Vintage Bedroom Set!!

This combination of dresser, mirror, and two identical night stands was issued by the Detroit Furniture Distribution Company, Inc. in the mid-to-late 1960's. Let me be clear about this: I LOVE THIS FURNITURE. There is positively no room for it in my new digs, but it is wonderful and I hope that you will be able to incorporate it into your home with the same loving reverence and hushed sense of wonder that I once did.

Or, you know, at least give it a rub-down with some Murphy's once in a while.

The dresser also serves as a vanity when the matching mirror is placed atop it, as pictured above. The left side of the dresser features adorable little accordion doors to keep your delicates and unmentionables hidden from common view. The top of the piece is an excellent place to store decorative cosmetic or perfume bottles, jewelry, board games or all of the books you've been meaning to read before bed. The drawers on the right side of the dresser are deeper than those on the left side. 

Measures 68"L X 19"W X 32"H.

The matching night stands are rather adorable, but also practical: offering not only drawer space but a respectable amount of cabinet real estate. The shelf created by the space between the shelf and the drawer is a perfect haven for tissue boxes, aromatic candles (use responsibly, don't burn the house down) or that last glass of water before lights out - use a coaster for authentic 1960's charm! (Also because you should always use protection. C'mon.) Measures 21"L X 21"W X 25"H

Dresser: $100

Night stands: $50 each

Buy the set for $175

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND I'll give away a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping! 

New Art!!

This framed original features black, white and red pastels on paper to give the three-dimensional effect of a woman brooding in the shadows. A great gift for that friend or family member going through his/her emo or goth phase. It also happens to be in a really nice frame.

Emo Portrait and/or Nice Frame: $20

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND I'll give away a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

Musical Instruments!

You wanna talk nerdy? This little stunner is a Kurzweil K2000, a synth workstation originally released in 1991. The K2000 is a beast of a modular synth that is extremely versatile when it comes to generating and modifying sound; I have personally used it to emulate the sounds of The Cars, The Beach Boys, ABBA, Journey, and the organ at Madison Square Garden, to name a few. It is capable of poly- and monophonic synthesis, as well as velocity sensitivity and a full range of envelope and sequencer settings. The synth shown above comes pre-loaded with hundreds of sounds and voices for you to play around with. I will also pack it up in a soft-sided SKB case to make sure you can get it home safely!

This synth is great for folks in cover bands, people building or expanding their own studios, and artists creating EDM musicscapes.

No cutesy-tootsy descriptions here: this board is no-nonsense.

(As a heads-up: most of the keys have yellowed a bit in the past 24 years. They are still stable and solid, and all of the components of the synth are in good health and working order.)

Kurzweil K2000 & SKB Case: $450

I've got a Gibson without a case, but I can't get that even-tanned look on my face because it is almost Labor Day and summer is practically over.

But regardless of the weather you will always feel warm and fuzzy with this little beauty at your side. This Epiphone Les Paul Special is a solid-body electric with a tobacco sunburst finish and a really nice, well-rounded tone. Admittedly, the pick-ups aren't anything especially fancy, but somebody with skill and/or resources could easily upgrade them. Alternatively, this is a really wonderful guitar for a beginner-to-intermediate player looking to expand into new territory. I am reluctant to let it go, but we have outgrown each other and it's time for us to start seeing other people. 

Since electric guitars are far too quiet without an amplifier for company, I will pair this one with a Fender Frontman rehearsal/travel amp. Great for practicing and establishing your signature sound!

Epiphone Les Paul Special & Fender Frontman Amp: $75

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND I'll give away a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

AWESOME 80's Hot Rollers!!!

First of all, these Clairol Lock 'n' Roll hot rollers do still work - and I will wax nostalgic about how great they are in a minute - but even if they didn't the FABULOUS 80's aesthetic alone would be worth investing in.

 Seriously, if you don't appreciate the Jem & The Holograms-esque instruction manual or product photos reminiscent of Designing Women, I'm not sure we can be friends.

So the rad thing about these rollers is that they are made of silicon, and after you've wound your silky tendrils around a curler, you flip it inside out and it holds the hair in place. No clips, no getting your hair all snagged up, no hot metal to burn your scalp on. And these buggers work. I have used them for countless weddings, parties, and theatrical events. These days, my hair has just gotten too long/thick to use them effectively so I have switched over to a curling wand. I struggled with the decision to let these go, but I need to make room so my loss is your gain.

Full disclosure: these puppies do take a while to heat up. Luckily there is a handy red indicator dot on the base to let you know when it's ready.

Clairol Lock 'n' Roll Set (with 8 additional curlers, apparently a $10 value in 1989): $10

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND I'll give away a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

DVDs!!

Does anyone else have this thing about discount DVD's? Save me from myself: get these DVDs outta here!

'My So-Called Life: The Complete Series': $5
Everything Else $1

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move. DVD's can be shipped for an additional handling fee. AND I'll give away a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

Shoes!!

Ah, one of the hardest parts of moving: deciding which of your precious possessions needs to move along so you won't someday be found expired in your new apartment, suffocated under 34 pounds of stuff you may or may not have needed in the first place.

And what could be more precious to a lady than her shoes?
Well, maybe her books. (Did I mention I'm giving away free books? Because yes, I own that many.)
Or her video games.

Anyway, buy these shoes!

These black peep-toes were purchased to wear to a wedding. They looked great, but unfortunately I have really had no other reason to wear them for the last four years, and so on my shoe tree they have lived ever since. Take them home, make them live again! Show them the exciting nightlife I just never really had the gumption to seek. (Or, should I say shoe them the exciting nightlife...? No, you're right, I shouldn't. Moving on!) Size 7W.

These brown kitten heels were, you guessed it, purchased for another wedding and only worn once.
Please save me from my shame. Buy these shoes. Size 7.5

These shoes! Oh man, these shoes! I wanted them to fit so badly. They are amazing. They are made by Sofft shoes, which are perhaps the most comfortable shoes made in the Western world. These ones were a half-size too small for me when I bought them, but I thought if I reeeeally believed in them, they would magic themselves to fit my feet.

The ingrates let me down.

But if you have slightly tinier feet than myself, treat yourself to these shoes! Minimal wear, adorable leather flower accents, great for the office or for that friend's wedding you know is inevitably coming up... Size 6.5

Black Peep-Toes: $10
Brown Kitten Heels: $15
Sofft Shoes: $15

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move. AND I'll give away a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

3-Drawer Dresser & Bookcase!

Much like R. Kelly, this dresser has been trapped in a closet for about five years. I used it as additional storage for sweaters and bathing suits. (Clearly I am not great at putting clothes into long-term storage once their season has passed.) However, after a once-over with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser (or whatever off-brand, generic option you choose - I don't have an endorsement deal with Mr. Clean), this dresser could live out a fresh, liberated existence in a bedroom, nursery, or even home office. White finish.

12"L X 24.5" W X 28"H

This simple bookshelf makes an excellent nightstand, but could also serve to house your precocious child's growing library or a cat filled with disdain, angst and/or malaise. White finish. 

11"L X 12"W X 30"H.

Dresser: $40

Bookcase: $10

I CAN NOT DELIVER THESE ITEMS, SO YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO PICK THEM UP AND TAKE THEM AWAY.

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND I'll give away a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

Dining room set!!

Do you like eating in the company of others? Do you enjoy sitting in one or more chairs? Or are you simply in search of a large, flat surface to pile your junk mail on? Regardless of your situation, this dining room set likely has what you are looking for!

The table seats 4-8 comfortably; it comes with two leaf inserts, one of which is installed in the photos above.  The finish is a medium brown, and the wood might be oak but I am honestly just guessing about that. It's not light enough to be pine, and not dark enough to be mahogany, so there you go.

The chairs are comfy for the duration of even a long holiday meal, and are made of the same sturdy wood as the table.

Table: $75
Chairs (4): $25 each
Buy the set for $150

I can not deliver these items, so you must be prepared to pick them up and take them away!

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND I'll throw in a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

Art stuff!

Hang some fun stuff on your wall, your kids' wall, your friend's wall, wherever!

Woodland cuties - set of four canvases, each 6"L X 6"W.
$5 each, buy the set for $15

Robot portraits - perhaps it's their first date, perhaps it's their wedding day. You can make up whatever adorable backstory you want for these amorous androids! Each canvas measures 20"L X 6"W.
$15 each, buy the pair for $20

This framed print is an eclectic mix of aesthetics including a well-known Renaissance model, whimsical modern, technological themes (find the space invader!), and a creepy kid standing on a chair. Red accents set on a monochrome background. It's funky, yet I get compliments on it constantly!  39.5" L X 55"W
$15

This framed print will be appreciated by art history majors, science nerds, and people who like to go to museums (or would like to go to museums if they had more free time). A set of five replicas of pages from Leonardo de Vinci's notebook. It's neat, and I wish I could take it with me.
$15

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND I'll throw in a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

Living Room stuff!

Finally - a room worth living in!
Everything in this photo is for sale, so if you or someone you know is looking to furnish a new pad, this is the place to do some one-stop shopping! (Prices below)

The futon opens up to a double bed (see below). Fun fact: this futon was featured in the set of Stephen Sondheim's 'Company' at Vagabond Players in 2013! As such, there are a few make-up stains on it (I have six tattoos that needed to be covered for the show), but I have found a Queen-size fitted sheet makes an excellent slipcover for this piece. It has been lightly used, living in the den and serving as a guest bed. It has been a haven for two cats, but the faux-leather has been thoroughly cleaned. Unfortunately, these affectionate felines have left a few tiny punctures in the surface of the couch, but they are subtle and barely visible. Again, a fitted sheet would alleviate this issue.

The coffee table has a black-brown finish top and aluminum finish legs/base. There are a few scrapes and dings in it, but only cosmetic and nothing that a fresh coat o' paint wouldn't fix! It can also serve as a TV stand for a small or medium-sized TV.  38"L X 24"W X 11" H

The rug is a low-pile, in almost-new condition. Black-and-white polka dots in a fun, off-kilter pattern.
6'5"L X 4'4" W

The framed print is an eclectic mix of aesthetics including a well-known Renaissance model, whimsical modern, technological themes (find the space invader!), and a creepy kid standing on a chair. Red accents set on a monochrome background. It's funky, yet I get compliments on it constantly!
39.5" L X 55"W

Futon: $75
Coffee Table: $15
Rug: $15
Framed Print: $15
Lamp: $10
Pillows: $5 each
Vase: $10
Candle votives: $1 each

Perhaps you are less inclined to encourage overnight guests. You're looking for a living room that says, "You can come over, you can sit here and chat or watch a movie, but you know darn well you will be sleeping elsewhere." If that's the case, then have I got the living room for you!

The sofa is just the right size for two people to sit comfortably, and three people to sit in borderline awkwardness. I would not recommend watching a Louis CK comedy special with your parents while all three of you sit on this couch. (Not that I've had this experience personally, of course...) The upholstery is a soft fawn-gray weave, and the cushions are made of memory foam, which is suuuuper comfy! (So if you're feeling generous enough to allow a guest to sleep here, it's actually a pretty nice stay.) The cushions are not removable, so you will never have to vacuum underneath them - bonus!

The downside: this couch has some cosmetic deficiencies. There are a few light stains - the ghosts of clumsy past. (C'mon. We all know the thrill of eating that ill-advised burrito in our pajamas, basking in the soothing glow of Netflix in the middle of the night. Don't hate.) The more obvious flaw, however, is thanks to my orange tabby; I call him 'the Willful One'. You have probably known, or at least heard of, a cat like this: no matter how many scratching devices he is presented with, be they sissal, corrugated cardboard, or what-have-you, he insists on waking me out of a dead sleep in the middle of the night by sinking his claws into the arm of this couch. The effect is sort of a loopy, pulled-thread texture on the couch's right-hand side. tl/dr: This couch would be great for a first apartment or a house with kids and/or pets who are just going to inevitably ruin your furniture anyway.

The rug is medium-high pile, in decent condition. I vacuum it weekly, but it lives in a high-traffic zone so it is not as fluffly as it once was. However, the pattern of crimson concentric circles* is just as rad as it ever was, and visitors love this rug! 6'7"L X 6'7"W

The framed print will be appreciated by art history majors, science nerds, and people who like to go to museums (or would like to go to museums if they had more free time). A set of five replicas of pages from Leonardo de Vinci's notebook. It's neat, and I wish I could take it with me.

Sofa: $150

Rug: $50

Framed Print: $15

*Awesome alliteration free of charge

I CAN NOT DELIVER THESE ITEMS, SO YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO PICK THEM UP AND TAKE THEM AWAY.

I'm moving out of state on September 9th, so everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND I'll give away a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!

Everything must go!!

Hey, y'all!
I'm moving out of state on September 9th, and I've got some gently-used furniture and assorted swagger that needs to GO! Everything is priced to move, and all prices are open to reasonable negotiation. AND there's a free book with every purchase! Contact me at amebug@yahoo.com for more information.

Thanks, and happy shopping!